Scary Spice & Eddie Murphy are with child

I like saying 'with child'. It's stupid but I love it.

Eddie Murphy and Mel Brown (aka Scary Spice) have been dating for quite a while, and apparently, they're expecting a child. I like to say apparently because this news comes 3rd hand from an employee in a lingerie store. I mean, come on!

The employee heard that Mel was 4 months a long and "really tired."

Congrats Eddie & Mel, I hope the child doesn't look like either of you, because, quite frankly, I find you both a bit frightening.