Lord Lohan is on the brink

Apparently, this past Saturday in Vegas, my lord and the skankiest, dirtiest, no-talent slut out there reunited and it felt SO good.

The two walked into Tao for Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday together, ARM IN ARM!

First Nicole, now Lord Lohan.

I don't know guys. What's going on? I don't think I can handle this! I feel like my world is falling apart.