Cameron Diaz makes me barf.

Here she is at a photo shoot in Mexico, wearing some tarps and rags, attempting to bring sexy back. God, she's probably farting up a storm.


I don't even want to talk about the exposed nipple. She spends years in court fighting the release of some lame-ass video where she's shown topless and then she whips out a nipple a few months later? What the shit is the point in that?


I'm not sure how she's Lois Einhorn-ing her penis in that white bikini, but the thought alone makes me mildly ill.