Jakey G's penie

Well, well, someone decided not to wear their panties today!

Seriously, not to be a prude, but I find this mildly offensive. Don't be telling me that you didn't know your trouser snake was going to make an appearance through your chino's on this blustery day. Shit.

This post is for all the Jake lovers. Please explain the appeal, because I am not sure I get it.