More Fug @ the Kids' Choice Awards

Ha ha, Hillary Duff's dress totally reminds me of this time I went to a store with my best friend and we were trying on these fabu wide, cowl neck sweaters. Somehow, because the rib at the bottom matched the rib on the cowl, I put on the sweater upside-down.

If I were to try on this dress (by way of my time machine to a Salt-N-Pepa video circa ~1991), I would totally put my arm through the wrong strap repeatedly. Why is she wearing this? Does she just wanna Shoop? I wonder if it comes with matching bike shorts...

Seriously, what is with these hoof covers this bitch has on? Are those fleur-de-lys?

I totally could not find ANYONE to post on while looking through pictures of this event. Case in point, Kenny G. What the fuck is he doing there? Traumatizing another generation's eardrums? Hasn't he done enough? F-ing mo!