Don'cha want your daughter to be a whore?

Just in case you weren't sure, the world is really going to shit - Hasbro has decided to make a line of dolls based on the Pussycat Dolls, the sluttiest whores in the music business right now:

"Dolls modeled after the six members of the all-girl group will be marketed to children between the ages of 6 and 9 during the upcoming holiday season and cost about $15* apiece"

*roughly the price of a high school bathroom blowjob

Wow, now your daughter can learn how to be a slut earlier! Good luck parents, I'm building a spaceship and moving to the fucking moon.