Mariah Carey candid shot

Wow, these are some seriously great 'candid' shots of Mariah. Has anyone else noticed that there are never any actual candid shots, they're always weird pictures of her frolicking at a beach or somthing...and she's always sucking in her gut and posing.

Mind you, she does seem to be wearing make-up here, which makes it a bit better. This pose is awesome though...it's so cheesy.

She looks like she's in better shape though, which is awesome for her. But why, why, why can't the woman wear something that doesn't look like it has come from a sex store? This bikini is MUCH too small for her body. It's no god. A boyshort wouldn't kill you Mimi. Check it out. Old Navy, super cheap. Seriously.

I'm still happy that she is curvy and proud though. Kudos to that. She and Jennifer Lopez and Beyoncé should start a 'curvy and proud' group to help encourage young girls not to starve themselves.

Ha ha, I can totally hear the NBC "The More You Know" public service announcement music now. God, I should write an after-school special.

That dog is cute.