Tom Cruise Horrifies Me

For sure one day I'm going to be taken out by the Church of Scientology. I can feel it. If I ever disappear, you know who did it.

To the right is a picture that makes me want to disappear. OMG. It's really not good.

Word on the street (ahem) is that Tommy is obsessed with maintaining his youth and goes through many plastic surgeries each year to keep up with the illusion.

The unevenness of his skin and the weird lumps on his torso indicate that he has had way too much lipo on his stomach and chest...according to an amazing plastic surgery blog that I wont mention because they're constantly getting sued by people.

Not everyone develops beautiful symmetrical muscles, but developing lumps like that is not natural. That's fat that someone missed and scarring inside.

His stomach looks like Tara Reid's.

Plastic Surgery Fail.