Nope, Charlie Sheen Didn't Check Into Rehab

Rehab checked into Charlie Sheen. Yes, seriously.

Charlie refused to go to a rehab facility because he wanted to avoid gossip/leaks, etc, so CBS/Warner Brothers arranged for a 'sobriety expert' to live with Charlie in his home.

Is it just me, or does a sobriety expert sound like a fake job?

Like I said the other night, he doesn't seem to be into this sobriety/rehab idea at all, and now that I know he refused to go to a facility it further proves to me that he doesn't want to get clean.

What a tale!