Asslee Simpson and her Emo Hubby are Getting Divorced

Asslee filed for divorce today in LA, good ol' irreconcilable differences. If anyone was going to end that marriage, I thought for sure it would be Pete for any of the following reasons:

• Joe Simpson is a creep
• Jessica Simpson farts and thinks it's funny
• Joe Simpson talks about his daughters' breasts
• When his wife turns sideways you can't see her.

We should have a celeb divorce pool. Anyone in?