Rumer Willis and High Waisted Shorts

I have a personal rule about shorts:

The amount of fabric below the crotch must be equal to or longer than the amount of fabric above the crotch.

To be fair, I made this rule after I developed a bit of cellulite on the back of my legs, but still. I maintain both. Ha ha. Ew.

No, while I don't hate Rumer's outfit, I do hate those shorts. They're pretty much just denim high waisted underwear. I mean, the inseam is not even really there.

The rest is fun though. I would totally wear the rest with some 70's-esque jeans.

Hmm, that gives me ideas.