Megan Fox in a Bikini

Bitch makes me think twice about all this 'taste testing' I'm doing while I'm baking for the holidays.

I'm pretty sure I've gained 5 lbs just this past weekend. Damn cheesecake, so delicious.

Anyhoo, here's Megan Fox in a bikini

this past weekend. So thin. Like, sick thin. This is a commitment I only had once in my life. When I got married I was in the best shape of my life, and I looked nowhere near this...

She is so thin her implants look like they're having trouble looking natural.

Seriously, should I send her some of my holiday baking so she looks less freaky?

Also, why is she standing like this?