Shiloh turns four, is allowed weapons on the plane

I know, I'm being harsh, but come on. Why is a four year old messiah/celebrity child allowed to carry a wooden sword on the plane and I can't even bring lip gloss, depending on the airport?

Still, she's cute. I love that her combat boots are already perfectly worn in. How did that happen. And can she wear in a pair for me so that I don't look so nerdy?