Jersey Shore News (important to me)

I don't know how Ronnie got those shoes...he's not sponsored by Reebok...

I am sickened to tell you that Sammi and Ronnie are back together again. Basically, they are the worst couple ever. This guy cheats on this girl non stop and she is such a useless doormat that she takes him back all the time.

Ugh. I detest Sammi Sweetheart.