Converse shoe-pants: I want these

Not because I think they would look good, but because they look extravagant and ridiculous and I think they would be really uncomfortable. And to me uncomfortable = fashionable. It must, right? You can't be comfortable in fashion or Clinton & Stacy wouldn't hate that word so much.

In other (actual, current news) Willow Smith signed with Jay-Z's label. Brush THAT dirt of your shoulder asshole!