Poor Billy Joel Jr.

Aww. Imagine your mom was Christie Brinkley and you ended up developing into the female version of Billy Joel instead? Wow. That's a pity.

Billy's genes were obviously on some '300' type rampage to continue themselves, because this poor girl, who will now be known as 'Little Billy' to me, looks a lot like her daddy, and not like mommy...which would have been a better move for her.

Oh well. At least she can afford plastic surgery.

Seriously, I apologize, that is probably one of the meanest things I've ever posted. I feel a bit bad. I'm going to shut up now.