Jessica Simpson shaves her face

Someone is going to need to explain to me why this is sexy...

I am aware that she's redoing a Virna Lisi cover (see pic below) for their anniversary or something...but I don't get the appeal of a woman shaving her face.

They put me in a training last week at my office and one of the ladies running it had bleached her facial hair...I kid you not it was a full, fluffy beard and mustache. Now that I see this I wonder if that woman was, in fact, Virna Lisi, or pulled a Virna Lisi in an attempt to be sexy.

Uhhh, it makes me shudder to think of her bleach blonde beard wisping away as she spoke to me. Yucka.