Natalie Portman LOOKS happy...

Um.

Uhhh.

I think someone has finally shut me up. I think I'm finally out of words. Ha ha, obviously I'm kidding, that would take a tracheotomy.

No, but, um, THIS is her boyfriend.

She's one of those smart girls who dates a guy for the conversation (yah, cause I know her), so I guess this guy is a pretty good conversationalist, because he's no looker.

I have zero respect for a man who wears sunglasses like that and carries a murse while walking around with the perfection that is Natalie Portman...

This is so weird. It makes my brain hurt.