Slutty Mom Alert: Brooke Burke

I think Brooke Burke is creepy. She is mostly plastic (she was previously married to a plastic surgeon) and yet he still was not able to furnish an upper lip for her. I like to call it an 'unlip'. Not that she's hideous or anything, because she is quite cute, but come on, wouldn't an upper lip be a priority for you?

Anyhoo, she's obviously a little trampy. Look at this outfit she wore to her baby shower recently. Wow. Classy. I swear, if I ever have a baby, I'm going to be dressed so goddam well during my pregnancy. I will not dress like Tori Spelling or Trampy Mom 2006 here. Not nice. How about a sundress? Would that kill her?