Hell Couple: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson

I used to have so much respect for Jessica Simpson (hair and body-wise). She was hot. Now she's dating John Mayer, who happens to resemble a homeless woman in downtown Montreal. I also used to like him. Before I saw him.

Also, have you seen his stand-up? He's a racist, biggot bastard.

These two are the Donnie and Marie of the 21st century...and it's really gross. Yuck.