Mary Kate Olsen sucks. Period.

I'm sorry, but I don't care if she spent $45,000 on this picnic blanket, it's fucking hideous. I want people to stop calling her fashionable.

What the shit is with the Kurt Cobain dye job?

Fuck me! I just saw her shoes!!! Where the hell did she get those? Did she steal them from an Oompa Loompa?

Hey Zeus!