Toddlers & Tiaras Is a Horror Show

This child legitimately makes me fear for my life. I know I'm being dramatic, but seriously, she is FREAKING ME OUT!

Her mother is only mildly less frightening to me.

Their pronounciation of the word 'coupon' might just be the worst part. KEWPON? Ugh. I want to slap someone.

This show needs to be stopped.

I'm so scared. Someone hold me.