We here at Skankopolis called an emergency staff meeting, (we ate salty chicken and drank wine while giggling at nothing) to discuss this situation. This is a SITUATION. Everything about these two pictures hurts me. Here are my concerns:
- Why is your hair that color?
- Why does it match your dress?
- Who is your hairstylist?
- Why do you look like an orange corpse?
- Who is your makeup artist?
- Aren't you one of those bitchy red carpet/reality show "fashion experts"?
Oy. Change everything about your makeup and hair. Please.
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