Jessica Simpson Has Trouble Dressing, Considering Her Apparel Empire

Jessica Simpson dresses pretty terribly, most of the time. It's no secret.

But, like, has she not heard the suggestion that if you're feeling heavy, adding volume by wearing large, baggy clothes is not the way to go? Wearing insanely tight things are also not great, so there's a middle ground to be found (I feel she needs to be told this part)...but it can be found.

Also, WTF is with these glasses? They make her face look weird.