Jersey Shore Season 4 Premiere

First thing's first: I was embarrassed at how dumb they are. Here are some great quotes:

• "Single Ronnie is going to Italy"

Um, yah right.

• "Europe is that big country."

Europe is a continent.

• "I couldn't find Italy on a map, but I know it's shaped like a boot."

Really? That is SUPER embarrassing.

• "It's the most beautifullest country I've ever seen."

Ohhh, grammar is crying.

• "Is this where I change to pesos?"

Lira fool. LIRA!

Other notes:

• JWoww lost a lot of weight, and she shot up her face with something because she looks really crazy. And crazy skinny. And there's a LOT of suspicious nose rubbing when they go out. Just saying

• Snooki lost weight.
• Sammi gained weight, and it went to her arms and boobs.

• The Situation is a scab on society.
• All these tools bring stuffed animals with them. Maybe they should bring BOOKS.
• Pauly is still the funniest and smartest. And that's saying a lot.

Also, for the LOVE of all things holy, stop wearing shirts that SAY 'Jersey Shore' on them. COME ON!