Tom Cruise Is Embarrassing

Seriously. Imagine this guy was your dad!? I would DIE. Enunciated similar to this. DIE DIE DIE.

Like, how ashamed would you be when he shows up with his dorky long hair and weird straw hat to drop you off at school? Or, like, you forget your lunch and he brings is to you wearing his concealed high heel sneakers with white socks, old man shorts and his straw hat?

DIE DIE DIE.

Also, I find it suspect that he just happens to have a group of 5 men in his room to summon onto the balcony. Mmm hmmm.

Tom Cruise has never recovered, in my eyes, from that Oprah couch incident when he started dating Katie...this is making it worse. And making some other things a little clearer, no?

I'm less and less convinced of his heterosexuality.