Penis Gummies and Scientology

You'd think, with all the jokes people make about Tom Cruise and John Travolta being closeted gay men, that Scientologists would make an effort to avoid having their children photographed with penis gummy candies...

Look, I am neither a parent NOR a Scientologist, but this doesn't seem right.

I get it, it's candy, but do we need children to have that exact candy? There weren't any bloody gummy bears around?

Oh yah, John Travolta. Badum ching! Please. He's so a bottom.