Charlie Sheen Got Fired

Yesterday, Charlie Sheen got fired. Some called it shocking. I think they must have been in a coma for the past 2 weeks.

Anyhoo, he's fired, planning to sue and apparently climbed to the top of a building shortly after (with a machete) to yell, "free at last! Free at last!"

Um.

Oh, and he's also doing a Conan-esque cross-country tour later this year which he says will be "theatrical."

I'm scared. Also, this has become boring now.