Where is This Girl's Mother?

I'm not saying my parents were excellent at keeping me in line or anything, but they would have NEVER allowed me to pose for a magazine wearing this hot mess outfit and then spout out things about watching porn and loving vibrators when I was 17!!!

HOLY CRAP.

Someone needs to jail this girl's parents because this cannot end well.

Seriously. I am frightened for society and may become a Mormon and live a simpler life, because clearly I don't understand the route the world is taking today.

Is it just me or is this totally f-d up?