I Want to Punch Miley Cyrus

I don't know what it is about this girl that gets me so violent, but it's something. Maybe it's because she's wearing the exact outfits that I wore in high school years ago and looking smug about it. Maybe it's her hideous rodent teeth, or her disgusting hair. Maybe it's the fact that she dresses like a truck stop hooker almost all the time...

I honestly don't know. All I know is that I want to sit on her chest and tee off on her face.