The Olympics are Amusing: Ice Skating edition

I have decided (obviously quite late in the game) that I should be watching more Olympics and less of the inside of my eyelids (they're very engrossing)...for instance, I seem to be missing awesome outfits and performances such as these...

Sinead and John Kerr are a brother and sister team, who apparently like to mix it up. That is some pair of jeans, sir. Also, that pose/position makes me feel weird. It's like opposite day and I'm really scared he's going to fall.

These two below are, well, scary. Let's be frank. If I saw someone with unbelievable cankles like that man looks like he has, I would call an ambulance. Seriously...who thought of those outfits?!