Katie Holmes Really Can't Dress Herself

You know, for someone who is walking around with what we regular-sized people would call a model's body, she really, REALLY can't dress it.

Seriously, I think she's 5'10" maybe even taller and slim and although she could most likely pull off anything, she still manages to look like a total tool almost all the time.

Like, really, who thought that coat was going to look good? And she is supposed to be in charge of a fashion line?!?! That insults me as someone with VISION.

That coat needs to be a full foot shorter and quite a bit less full to not make her look like she's, in fact, the BFG and on her knees.

I mean, theoretically, it would make sense if those were just her knees at the floor...then the proportions would at least make a little more sense.

Ugh, I'm sickened. No one with that much money or EYES should dress like that.