The Twilight Vampire Posters...uh. Really?

I read Twilight. I am horribly ashamed to admit it, but I felt like I couldn't NOT read it. It's one of those social phenomenons, and I skipped Harry Potter (I know, horrible either/or choice)...so I needed to.

I have read all 4 books now and I am really disappointed to see how they're depicting the Volturi...they look like lame goth kids. Seriously. This top guy (Caius?) especially. Seriously? He's supposed to be the scary asshole from the book? Come on. I would laugh at this guy.

And Dakota Fanning isn't pale enough...and I hate that they played up the child aspect by making her robe short.

Oh my god, I need a life.



This guy seriously looks like the guy who delivers food from a restaurant near our house. Lame.