Chris Brown - MEGA DOUCHEBAG EXTRAORDINAIRE

Seriously. SERIOUSLY? THIS GUY IS PRETENDING NOT TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED?

I want to put a pencil behind that bowtie and spin until his eyeballs pop out of his head.

I hope someone kicks the sh!t out of this kid, because he deserves it.

He doesn't remember...yet I'm sure it's something that poor girl is never, ever going to forget.