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Is Jerry Seinfeld next???


First, if I may, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I will be very depressed if Jerry Seinfeld becomes a Scientologist. It would go against everything I believe to be good and nice in the world. Goddamit. Fine. I'm becoming a Scientologist. Apparently it gives you power and money, so I'm biting the bullet and going for it. I can be crazy AND rich. Maybe then Tom Cruise could make my wedding go more smoothly, because right now I want to burn down the resort where we're going.
Please Jerry, no.
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Not a hipster said…
What's going on with your wedding planning?
1/21/2008 6:19 pm
Skankopolis said…
Oy! We're getting married in Jamaica and the resort we've booked with doesn't seem to give a rat's ass that we're coming. They are not so helpful and aren't willing to give anything for the fact that we're bringing them 35 people. It's all a little nerve-wracking.
1/21/2008 8:27 pm
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