Britney Nude in Betsey Johnson

I love me some fashion. I really do. For as long as I can remember I have been obsessed with it. I watched Fashion File (is that the name? It's Canadian, you may not know it) with Jeannie Becker when I was little and loved it! I loved when Tim Blanks took over and I can still stand it with this new guy who sucks.

Anyhoo (word of day), I have never understood the appeal of Betsey Johnson. I just don't get her. I understand color and prints are fun, but she's just so gross that I can't get over it.
Speaking of gross (what a segue!), Britney was shopping there the other day and reportedly stormed in, grabbed some stuff, went to the dressing rooms where she stripped down to her pubes and stood around in plain view (which would be the reason I now have a pic). When the staff tried to "help" her (translation: get her fug ass covered up) she screamed at them and told them to 'fuck off.'

I wasn't sure I believed the story until I saw the photo, but there she is topless in a store with her nasty down-pointing nipples out for all to see. Someone please get this woman some help! The only thing I haven't seen on her body is her anus. I DON'T want to see that. Please.

[Pic source: Egotastic]