Matthew McConaughey celebrates his birthday

Some people are calling it the 'Sexiest Man Alive' curse. There was something similar at my high school where the couple voted "Most Likely to Get Married" in the yearbook would always break up before the yearbook was printed.

I just think he doesn't give a shit, and that makes me like him more. Sure, he looks like the love child of a Yeti and Virginia Madsen, but he's still goddam, smoking hot.


Here he is celebrating his birthday in the sweatiest celebration of all time. Is it disgusting that I would cut a lock of his sweat-hair and keep it forever?








Mmmm. Still hot. I don't care what any bitches say.