Jessica Simpson and John Mayer...again

I remember back in the day when John Mayer was desireable. He was cutely puny, whiny and sang REALLY romantic music. 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' is still one of my favourite songs.

Then he started talking when people asked him questions and I started to hate him. He's arrogant, pompous and also mildly racist.

I also remember when Jessica Simpson was the shit. Now, admittedly I cannot dog on her right now because she does have her extensions in, but still. She's not the Jess of the days of yore.

A photographer caught them on a date last week. Apparently Jess had a liquid lunch of double vodka crans (ew). Hot.

Imagine the nauseating duets that would come out of that union? Gahhhhhhhhhhhh.