Justin Timberlake is in love with Cameron Diaz...unfortunately

Much to my dismay it seems that Justin Timberlake is intent on wasting his youth on nasty ol' Cameron Diaz. Although I'm sure she has 1 or 2 redeeming qualities, I find her hideous-unless-caked-in-make-up face, tom-boy bullshit and moronic foot-in-mouth manner of speaking hard to get over.

They look so happy up there that I want to barf a little. I long for the days when Britney and Justin were the cutest pop star couple around. Now all my dreams have been crushed by Cam the man and KFed the useless loser.

Oh celebrities, why do you hurt me so?