This man is a BEAST

How on earth did Jennifer Lopez marry this vampire? This guy is like a cross between a reanimated corpse and a quasi-successful drug dealer. He is the worst. I don't know how she can sleep with that thing next to her at night. He's fucking gross.

To be honest, this is actually a good picture of him. He looks less like he's on a crack bender. Poor woman. Damn you Ben Affleck!