Vampire Dating Alert: Ian Somerhalder & Nikki Reed

I mean, they're obviously trying to tell everyone they're dating because they're at the Farmer's Market together in LA. There is no way to avoid paps at that thing, so you have to want to be seen.

It's supposed to be revelatory in terms of them dating, but I am more mesmerized by his sweatpants.

Look at those pockets! They're epic. So ridiculous. And he is actually holding something in them.

Like, dude, those are decorative pockets. When the pockets go all the way down to your knees, they're decorative. Wasn't he alive in the 90's to learn important information like this?

Gahh.