So, This is JWoww's Ass

So, I have 2 full length mirrors, even though I have never made $30,000 for each week I lived in a beach house and got drunk/STD's on someone else's dime. 

They're great. And long. And I can see myself in them. Every single day I look at myself in them, and then I turn and look at the back of me.

JWoww looks good in the above picture. Her make-up is tranny-heavy and her dress is kind of fantastic, but then there is the lack of 'full length factor'. She CLEARLY. Did not look in a full length mirror. Front or back.

I am so offended by the photo, of a girl who claims to work out all the time and hasn't had any plastic surgery on her face (yah right), that I can't have it on the main page of my sacred (yes, I just laughed too) website.

You have been forewarned. But seriously, look. It will make you feel better about yourself.