The Katy Perry vs Russell Brand Post Divorce War: Katy: 0, Russell: 1

First of all, I'm really sorry for the absence lately. Life has gotten a little silly, a little ridiculous, etc. Work is a lot, other things are a lot. Etc, etc, etc. However, I realize it's no excuse, and I love you all and I'm sorry.

Ok, to the real thing.

Um. WTF is wrong with Katy Perry?

Seriously? John Mayer? Ew. I mean, at least Russell Brand is doing good things with his newly acquired singledom.

Katy, you're losing this fight.