Canada Is Embarrassed - The Avril Lavigne Edition / Nickelback Edition

Look, we're SORRY for Avril Lavigne and for Nickelback. We didn't do it on purpose.

Now, I don't know what to say anymore. These two dillholes are getting married?

I am honestly SO frightened for our future right now that I am paralyzed. Imagine the shit music that would come out of their offspring?

Oh my god.

Does anyone think I can get a law written to ban this marriage?

You know, just for our ears.

AHHHH! WHAT IF THEY SING A DUET AT THEIR WEDDING?!?!