Kristin Cavallari is Pregnant. Yawn.

Perhaps spawning is how she thought she'd remain relevant now that 'the Hills' is over and people aren't constantly gossiping about her coke addiction.

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler announced they're expecting a child today. Yipee!

Considering they got engaged, then broke up...I'm guessing this might have been someone's get-back-together-with-the-pro-athlete strategy.

Whatever.

I legitimately lost interest before I started typing.