Jennifer Lopez Wore This Last Night. Yikes.

Jennifer Lopez wants everyone to know that she is single, so she strapped on a Band-Aid colored glitter body stocking last night at the AMA's.

I mean, the AMA's? It's the most budget of all the music award shows.

I guess that's why she wore the costume that didn't quite match her skintone and had a fringe beard on the front. She looks like one of those talking trees from 'Lord of the Rings' with that beard/fringe.

The behind shot is interesting too...not sure why they felt a need to leave that crack seam nude...

Kind of emphasizes some stuff.

Oh my.