Jessica Alba Pregnant in a Bikini

This one's for the pervs!

Shouldn't that baby have a hat on? Come on. People should not expose themselves to sun without a hat. It's just too strong.

I don't even look this good in a bikini and I'm not pregnant. Shame.

Oh, and have I mentioned that my husband is a personal trainer and looks like Adonis? So annoying.

I wish my body wasn't ageing so much faster than my face. Is there a hotline we can call somewhere to rebalance that equation?

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