Tara Reid in "Things that make you go UGH!"

Why does Tara Reid have the figure of a 90 year old woman with terrible implants and bleached out hair? It is SO disgusting.

And why is she wearing that top as a "dress" with a thong underneath? Especially because her body looks like that of a 90 year old film actress who is clinging to her youth (90, 34, what's the difference?)

She looks positively terrible. Though I'm glad we didn't have to see her stomach for once.