Um, Maria Shriver frightens me. And probably most small children.

I'm not saying people shouldn't leave their homes without make-up, though I never do. I'm also not saying that this woman is ugly, though I have at the most only ever thought of her as a handsome woman, never pretty, but DAMN WOMAN! This is one UNflattering picture.

I can't believe how scary she looks! It's really, REALLY disturbing!

I mean, I get that it's a split second caught on film, because I'm sure we've all had a picture where we look really awful, but I have never looked like a skeleton in a white blouse with a little bit of flesh and possibly the fat of newborn babies pumped into my cheeks.

So scary.