Jennifer Lopez's hair is ridiculous. No, correction - RIDONCULOUS

I used to actually attempt this hairdo with my hair. I don't have enough (for the record/if you care). This woman has a ton of hair. And it's all piled atop her hair as if she is the personification and hair-ification of a child's drawing of a snowman. See here.

It's ridiculous. RIDONCULOUS. It's silly. And in a way where I'm not laughing.

UGh.